This is Part 2 of my article on the crap (pun intended). Continue reading for more absurdities than the ones in Part 1. Some websites will try to feed your fears and take your money. Please do not fall for it. Be smart. Be smart.

The article states, “Now, for the first time, I’ll show how you can transform $40 into $50,000 in just 87 days using a new system of winning and losing at craps. You can now win 78% of the time, which is what the casinos want you to forget about this mysterious game. My system can help you win up to 78% of the time. This is three times as many as it takes to win with my system. My strategies combine the best systems I have gambled with over the years and the lessons I have learned, so you will be able to learn everything you need to win every time you play craps. Craps is the most popular casino game that relies on the odds. My ten-step system can help you turn the odds in your favor. You can beat the house by using my craps strategies which I have detailed in a new report called “name redacted.”

Analyze: I find this claim to be just as absurd as the ones that promise to teach you how to control dice. You can learn little else by reading my website, my sample chapter, and my articles. But you must understand and accept that this game means losing you. The house has the mathematically invincible advantage. It is mathematically inconceivable for a player to gain an edge over the place, regardless of the bet amount or combination. The guy’s claim that “—you could turn the odds in favor of your side is completely bogus. Period. If the guy’s system depends on dice control to gain an advantage, you should run as fast as possible because you could be run over by bull manure. My free chapter on dice control will show you how I view dice settings. This phenomenon, called “distribution variation,” allows players to win in the short term. There is nothing else. There is no fancy system or silly dice-setting technique. Did you get it? In the long term, the house always wins. Over time, no player can defeat the house. This fact must be understood and accepted. A true expert player doesn’t play for the long-term but rather for the excitement and fun of winning, not because he believes he can beat the house over time. Your intense desire to make a quick buck is not something you should allow to dictate your play. You must be more intelligent than you think, play smart, learn how to win at craps, and not give in to your intense desire for quick cash. The guy in the above excerpt says “—you have the chance to win three out of four times (up to 78%), and then he boasts “—everything that you need to win at craps every single time you play. This guy is unable to keep his lies straight. He claims you will win three times out of four, then in the next breath, he states you’ll always win. Which is it? Are you winning 78% or 100% of the time? LOL (laugh out loud). Don’t be a fool.

Excerpt from: “[Name Redacted], the author [Name redacted] has created a unique way to win at a dice table. He’s not talking about breaking the table but walking away with a nice win. Place bet systems are designed to provide a conservative approach in the game of craps. Each roll of the dice is given an exact play. Every hit in the [nameredacted] system earns you a profit. Every hit brings you more money. Craps were invented to make money for casinos. The player makes money by using the [name redacted] system. You can make a profit if you are willing to take the time to learn and follow the rules in a responsible, controlled manner. There is no way to lose in [nameredacted]. The beginner’s [Name redacted] system is $120 and delivered via e-mail or $125 as a printed copy sent by first class mail.

Analyze: I think this guy charges too much for my eBook if he charges $120. LOL. Because this guy claims that his system isn’t a long-term winner, it includes Place bets. These bets have advantages you can never overcome no matter how many Place bets you place. It’s mathematically impossible for any combination of bets, including Place bets, to result in a player advantage. You should ask him if he is lying through his teeth or a complete idiot. It makes me wonder how many copies he has sold. Get your eBook now for only $9.95 before I raise the price to $100!

Disclaimer: I can’t hold myself responsible if you get soaked in this bull manure. Before you read the next section, ensure your Hip Waders have been pulled as high up as possible. Continue reading at your own risk.

Excerpt: Can you make a living by playing craps? Yes. Our students have averaged $1,000 to $3,000 per day playing craps. I can show you how you can join the club. You can expect to earn $100-$325 an hour playing craps with our craps strategy/system. We promise it! Our approach is easy to learn, even if you’ve never played craps. Our craps system is the best and most effective and is not difficult to understand. The truth is that our craps system will guarantee you a minimum of $1000 in winnings the first time you use it. You also have a 100 percent money-back guarantee. We did not say that you might make $1000. Instead, we noted that every player using our craps system earns an average of $1000 to $3000 daily.

Analyze: This guy is just a load of crap. Let me see if it is correct. It’s the only system that can guarantee long-term success. It’s easy to learn, quick, and easy to understand, and it can be won by beginners up to $3,000 daily. Advanced players can win up to $1,500 every hour (which equals $15,000 for a 10-hour workday). Woohoo! This is the ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. It is easy to know, requires little effort and energy, and you can win as much as $3,000 daily for a beginner. You can earn more than $1,000,000 per annum with minimal effort and minimal skill. You are a wiz! This system is $325 per hour, so we need to get it now. This excerpt doesn’t need any analysis. It doesn’t seem absurd if you don’t think so, then you should be ashamed.

The article states, “The best grip for you is one you feel most comfortable with and has the least friction on the dice. This produces the best results.” You will need to practice as often as possible to get the best results. Practice on your practice box or in the hotel drawer before you go to a casino to play. This will allow you to warm up and see how your throws are today. This will help you save a lot of money and your bankroll.

Analyze: This short excerpt focuses on the fantastic world of dice-setting — a world I call Fantasyland. This should be all you need to understand the bull manure this guy is giving you. It would help if you practiced before you went to the casino to have a session. A hotel dresser drawer? Good grief. Even the most stupid moron would be able to see how ridiculous it is. A hotel dresser drawer does not have the same bounce characteristics or friction coefficient as a craps board. Also, a dresser drawer does not have the pointy rubber pyramids (spikes) on its back wall. How could you expect to be able to practice at a 3-foot dresser drawer when you’re playing on a 12-foot craps table with your toss? This is easily one of the most stupid statements I have ever seen. It’s a sign to be wary of all the other crap that the guy is trying to sell you when you see such nonsense.

These are several excerpts that have been combined into one. They were embedded on a respected and well-known craps-related website. It’s not something I believe is legitimate. It focuses on dice settings. You can read my eBook, which contains a free chapter on dice setting.

Excerpts are taken from the dice-setting site: “Craps can beat —.” Only one way to beat craps is precision shooting and dice control —. You can beat craps by changing the game’s nature from a random and mathematical contest where the casino has the advantage to one where the player who throws the dice can win the edge. Disciplined players can learn dice control by practicing and perfecting the techniques that we teach. Many of our teachers have books, significant publications, and years of casino experience —. This strategy is known as precision shooting, dice control, or rhythmic rolling. There are currently no board-certified dice controllers. Everybody is self-certified, which means you can take them at their word —. The board of directors of [Name redacted] wanted to see the best in dice control. We set strict criteria for coaches and instructors to follow to achieve this goal. They needed to be good teachers and skilled shooters. This certification process ensures that our teachers understand, d emonstrate, and effectively teach our curriculum’s core areas.

Analyze: This claim and all others about the merits of dice control are analyzed in the free chapter of my eBook. The sample chapter doesn’t cover the certification of dice-control specialists. I will talk about it here. This guy’s website is very well written. I admire the writer, not because of his message but because I enjoy the writing. The author did an excellent job explaining and creating the certification process. It sounds legit. It’s just a part of a complex scheme to seize your money. The author describes how the dice-control instructors’ certification program was created, implemented, and managed by the people trying to sell the product. This elaborate excuse does a fantastic job explaining why there is no independent authority that can oversee the certification process. It would help if you questioned the validity of this explanation. You should raise red flags if you see any certification process that is not independently developed, implemented, and managed by an organization. It’s like asking the fox to guard your chicken house if the certification authority is the same group that sells the product. I think dice settings cannot be proved to be legal over the long term, which is why an independent organization has not been established. You can read the sample chapter for free to see why I feel this way. There have been a lot of dice-control specialists over the past 30-40 years. Indeed, some entrepreneurs would have created an independent organization to test and certify dice setters. According to the excerpt, there is no such independent organization. It makes you wonder, doesn’t it?

These excerpts demonstrate that the Internet and many magazine articles and books are full of absurd claims meant to get you your money. You must let go of your desire to make a quick buck if you want to play craps. It is essential to accept reality. Learning to play smart is critical. Accept that no craps system can give you an edge over the casino. Do not fall for the bogus strategies or dice-setting tricks that promise to win you vast amounts of money. Be smart. Be smart—the secret to winning at craps. You’ll be a powerful weapon against the casino if you use facts and not false hope.

You now know what to do! Learn how to play craps correctly.